odins-one-eyed-fuck

thedauntlesschild:

the-helpful-frog:

we need an emergency fake dash in case any of our relatives suddenly demand to see what we do on tumblr

like you log in with the password “parent alert” and it takes you to a dash that’s just the wisdom of confucius and new yorkers dissing olive garden

we should have that

Done.
Email: allfandomsmatter@gmail.com
Password: parentalert
Username: helpsomeonescoming
Use it well. Lets blast it so everyone can use it. Good luck.

asaspades97
the-fandoms-are-cool:

sistercrow:

lokanemandi:

stormcloak:

Clifford the big red dog by *sandara

OH MY GOD

Can we have a Clifford live action movie?  Not a kids movie either. 
Like, Emily Elizabeth’s parents are working for a government agency developing a super soldier serum.  None of their testing is working and they start testing the serum on larger mammals in hopes of seeing better results.  They inject a variety of animals, including a dog.  Nothing.  They are desperate and on the verge of having their project shut down when they notice one of the test dogs is pregnant.  It gives birth and they bring one of the puppies home for their daughter.
To their shock, the puppy they brought home starts to grow at an incredible rate, its fur mutating into a brilliant red as it does so.  They are ecstatic because their research has finally seen a result, albeit one they weren’t expecting.  There is only one problem.
Clifford has become attached to Emily and refuses to leave her side.  Emily, too, has fallen in love with her new pet.  They decide to let their project be canceled rather than try to separate the two.  Unfortunately, the government discovers their secret and begins a campaign to retrieve Clifford at any costs.  During the initial conflict, Emily Elizabeth’s parents are killed trying to help her and Clifford escape.  Emily and her dog flee into the wild.  This sets the opening of the movie.
Over the course of the movie, Emily and Clifford are on the run and we see Emily grow into a young woman, everything about her honed into a survivalist expert.  She and Clifford roam the backwoods, constantly in fear of being captured.  On one of her rare trips into town one day, Emily witnesses a bank robbery in progress involving multiple hostages.  She calls Clifford and the two of them save the lives of the hostages but wreck the bank in the process.  The local news capture footage of Clifford and it isn’t long before the military arrives in town.
Emily wants to just run away again, but she sees that the military is destroying the town, driving people out of their homes and destroying property in their search.  She decides that enough is enough and rides Clifford back into town and fights the military.  Amidst the fighting a huge truck arrives.  A general (who was her parent’s superior officer) gets out and smirks.  He tells Emily Elizabeth that Clifford’s mother wasn’t the only animal that gave birth to a litter of babies after receiving an injection.  The back of the truck unfolds to reveal a massive tabby cat.  The cat strains against its bindings and tears free, immediately leaping onto a nearby group of soldiers and devouring them.  Emily is horrified and orders Clifford to attack.
What follows is the dramatic battle between Clifford and the mutant cat.  Clifford has strength, but the cat is too fast and agile.  It looks like Clifford is down for the count, when the townsfolk, recognizing that Clifford is on their side, come to his aid.  They distract the cat long enough for him to finish the beast off for good. 
The military retreats, the general swearing vengeance on the two of them, and Emily and Clifford ride off into the night once more.  But the legend of the big red dog has already started.  And Emily Elizabeth knows that the day will come when she and Clifford will need to ride into battle against the forces of evil once more.
The credits roll.
Post credits, the screen fades to black for a moment.  The sound of waves crashing on shore fills the air.  The screen flashes brilliant white.  The light of the lighthouse moves on, revealing a rocky shore on a rainy day.  The camera pans down to find Clifford and Emily gazing out to sea.  A massive object hangs in the air off the coast, obscured in the clouds.  A smaller object rapidly approaches them.  It resolves itself into an advanced helicopter that silently lands just down the shore from them.  Clifford lets out a low growl but Emily quiets him with a hand on his leg.  A lone figure emerges from the aircraft, huddling his arms around himself to fight off the cold.
He approaches the two.  His hair is short and somewhat curly.  He wears glasses and a grey flannel shirt and seems unlikely to pose a threat to the two.
“Emily Elizabeth,” he says over the sound of the crashing surf, “I worked with your parents.  It’s taken us a while to find you, after the Birdwell Island incident.”
“And who exactly is ‘us’,” she responds, eyes narrowing suspiciously.
Ignoring her question, the man continues.  “Me and Clifford have a lot in common, actually.”  He smiles a little awkwardly, then presses on.  “I was hoping you might be interested in meeting my boss.  He’s fairly excited to talk with you.”
“You still haven’t answered my question.  Who are you and who do you work for?”
The man smiles.  “My name is Banner.  And I’m hear to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative.”

how long did you even spend writing this for that fucking twist ending because my friend you are one devoted fan

the-fandoms-are-cool:

sistercrow:

lokanemandi:

stormcloak:

Clifford the big red dog by *sandara

OH MY GOD

Can we have a Clifford live action movie?  Not a kids movie either. 

Like, Emily Elizabeth’s parents are working for a government agency developing a super soldier serum.  None of their testing is working and they start testing the serum on larger mammals in hopes of seeing better results.  They inject a variety of animals, including a dog.  Nothing.  They are desperate and on the verge of having their project shut down when they notice one of the test dogs is pregnant.  It gives birth and they bring one of the puppies home for their daughter.

To their shock, the puppy they brought home starts to grow at an incredible rate, its fur mutating into a brilliant red as it does so.  They are ecstatic because their research has finally seen a result, albeit one they weren’t expecting.  There is only one problem.

Clifford has become attached to Emily and refuses to leave her side.  Emily, too, has fallen in love with her new pet.  They decide to let their project be canceled rather than try to separate the two.  Unfortunately, the government discovers their secret and begins a campaign to retrieve Clifford at any costs.  During the initial conflict, Emily Elizabeth’s parents are killed trying to help her and Clifford escape.  Emily and her dog flee into the wild.  This sets the opening of the movie.

Over the course of the movie, Emily and Clifford are on the run and we see Emily grow into a young woman, everything about her honed into a survivalist expert.  She and Clifford roam the backwoods, constantly in fear of being captured.  On one of her rare trips into town one day, Emily witnesses a bank robbery in progress involving multiple hostages.  She calls Clifford and the two of them save the lives of the hostages but wreck the bank in the process.  The local news capture footage of Clifford and it isn’t long before the military arrives in town.

Emily wants to just run away again, but she sees that the military is destroying the town, driving people out of their homes and destroying property in their search.  She decides that enough is enough and rides Clifford back into town and fights the military.  Amidst the fighting a huge truck arrives.  A general (who was her parent’s superior officer) gets out and smirks.  He tells Emily Elizabeth that Clifford’s mother wasn’t the only animal that gave birth to a litter of babies after receiving an injection.  The back of the truck unfolds to reveal a massive tabby cat.  The cat strains against its bindings and tears free, immediately leaping onto a nearby group of soldiers and devouring them.  Emily is horrified and orders Clifford to attack.

What follows is the dramatic battle between Clifford and the mutant cat.  Clifford has strength, but the cat is too fast and agile.  It looks like Clifford is down for the count, when the townsfolk, recognizing that Clifford is on their side, come to his aid.  They distract the cat long enough for him to finish the beast off for good. 

The military retreats, the general swearing vengeance on the two of them, and Emily and Clifford ride off into the night once more.  But the legend of the big red dog has already started.  And Emily Elizabeth knows that the day will come when she and Clifford will need to ride into battle against the forces of evil once more.

The credits roll.

Post credits, the screen fades to black for a moment.  The sound of waves crashing on shore fills the air.  The screen flashes brilliant white.  The light of the lighthouse moves on, revealing a rocky shore on a rainy day.  The camera pans down to find Clifford and Emily gazing out to sea.  A massive object hangs in the air off the coast, obscured in the clouds.  A smaller object rapidly approaches them.  It resolves itself into an advanced helicopter that silently lands just down the shore from them.  Clifford lets out a low growl but Emily quiets him with a hand on his leg.  A lone figure emerges from the aircraft, huddling his arms around himself to fight off the cold.

He approaches the two.  His hair is short and somewhat curly.  He wears glasses and a grey flannel shirt and seems unlikely to pose a threat to the two.

“Emily Elizabeth,” he says over the sound of the crashing surf, “I worked with your parents.  It’s taken us a while to find you, after the Birdwell Island incident.

“And who exactly is ‘us’,” she responds, eyes narrowing suspiciously.

Ignoring her question, the man continues.  “Me and Clifford have a lot in common, actually.”  He smiles a little awkwardly, then presses on.  “I was hoping you might be interested in meeting my boss.  He’s fairly excited to talk with you.”

“You still haven’t answered my question.  Who are you and who do you work for?”

The man smiles.  “My name is Banner.  And I’m hear to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative.”

how long did you even spend writing this for that fucking twist ending because my friend you are one devoted fan

swaginski-braginski
flying-withdragons:

shoresoftheshadowlands:

voicesofthedistantsea:

kyrrahaf:

voicesofthedistantsea:

kyrrahaf:

hanriswonder:

I literally cried during the #show. #Orcas are #truly #adorable and #fascinating #creatures! #killerwhale #whale #orca #shamu #seaworld #sandiego #california (at Shamu Stadium)

Beautiful mom and calf pair! 

enlighten me as to how any of this is in any way beautiful?

You don’t think Kasatka and Makani are beautiful? 

They themselves would be beautiful if they were not in such tragic conditions. No, friend, they are not beautiful. they are sad.
This is Makani:
 See the injuries there? he’s being raked by the other orcas.
 This is Makani’s father. that’s where he lives, day in and day out.
different photo of the same enclosure: 
We also know that romantic notion that the babies will be with their mothers forever and always is a lie. SeaWorld routinely takes the babies away from the mothers and sends them to other parks, even out of the country. In the wild, babies will never leave their mothers sides, even into adulthood.  SeaWorld lies routinely to its audiences, they have handbooks for the trainers to follow- ones that specifically tell them to evade certain ‘buzzword’ questions, to lie about things such as health questions. No, it is not beautiful. It is sad. It will be sad until Seaworld closes its doors and the orcas are retired to sea pens where they do not have to perform every single day of their lives. 

Sea World openly denies the above facts:
We do not separate killer whale moms and calves. - SeaWorld”On the rare occasion that a mother killer whale cannot care for the calf herself, we have successfully hand raised and reintroduced the calf. Whales are only moved to maintain a healthy social structure.”
it is only a matter of time before Makani is removed, much to his mother and his dismay, sent all over creation, and will likely end in his demise. Orcas live a lot shorter lives in captivity than they do in the wild. They exhibit extreme stress steryoptypes, such as chewing concrete and breaking and grinding their teeth to nothing. They have their teeth drilled into and the pulp removed, they are fed gelatin because they are dehydrated ( the frozen thawed fish they eat does not contain enough drinkable water for them. Like us, orcas do /not/ drink salt water.) 


 This whale was made to continue performing through the day he was injured, with his chin torn up from a fight during a show.

Captivity is literally killing them. Those who choose to remain ignorant of this fact, who go and enjoy watching these sentient non human persons being forced to jump for fish are supporting the cruelty behind the scenes and right in front of them. This has all been well documented, we have mountains of proof as to why and how orcas do poorly in captivity.
There is not a single fact, sourced document telling us that they do well in captivity. (we have all tried to find such information, but the truth is, it does not exist. )

This orca bled to death for about an hour in front of her baby, after having a fight with another dominant female- something that in the wild would happen next to never, seeing as matriarch pods do not intermix, and dominant females do not have to vy for space with others. Once you go beneath the surface and see the horrors going on, things we’ve documented going on since the beginning of this industry, you will find it much less beautiful and more cruel.
None of the above instances are references to Blackfish, which was the straw that broke the camels back so to speak. this goes beyond and before it. I suggest however that you do watch Blackfish, as well as Lolita: Slave to Entertainment, Whale of a Business, and The Cove. 

This is Tekoa, he is utterly covered in scars so thickly overlaying that even visitors to the Loro Parque have begun to notice.

This is what captivity is beneath the lies and the magic and the ‘~love~’ between trainers and whales. 
For even more in depth, you may want to get the book Death At SeaWorld. It lays out all the information in an unbiased setting.
quick edit: Also, orcas do not beach themselves unless they are sick and dying, aside from a single pod on the whole of the planet earth that does so to capture seals. This is a trained behavior that puts the entire weight of the animal on their fragile organs. Doing this over and over slowly kills them, and led to the gruesom death of beloved Gudrun, who was made to stay beached out of the water for up to 15-30 minutes at a time for photo ops with kids because she actually had a straight dorsal fin. This happened when she was PREGNANT. all those tonnes of weight on her unborn baby killed it, and when they attempted to use a cable to forcibly remove the dead calf, they tore up her insides and she bled to death for hours.  This ‘pretty’ beaching shot is sick and will eventually lead to their deaths.
Current number of known orcas that died in captivity: 160
since the 1960s.
source                  
Not included in the total number given are the 30 unsuccessful pregnancies which didn’t result in a live born calf. Also not included are mortalities during capture operations which were, at least in the years until 1970, another 10 orcas in WA, USA and 1 orca in BC, Canada. Another orca died during the 1992 capture in Argentina. On September 26, 2003, a juvenile female orca died during a capture in Russia. In August 2012 at least one more orca died during a Russian capture.  All these included would bring the total death count up to 204 orcas.
Note: According to data recently released by the Japanese Fisheries Agency, in total 63 orcas have been taken in Japanese waters since 1972. Two of these orcas are still alive, 18 are listed as dead in the above count. That means that in addition to the ones listed above another 43 orcas have been taken, possibly killed during captures or more probably killed for meat or pet food.

The fact that this is on my dash, with my comments on it, means a lot to me. After checking through the notes, it seems like almost every reblog had the notes I put on here! I really appreciate that. ♥

I’m gonna cry.The way that Orcas and other marine creatures are kept in captivity, and any other large creature in general, it just disgusts me. We take these beautiful, majestic creatures out of the comfort of their world and keep them in tiny bathtubs their entire life. It makes my heart fucking ache to see this happening.

flying-withdragons:

shoresoftheshadowlands:

voicesofthedistantsea:

kyrrahaf:

voicesofthedistantsea:

kyrrahaf:

hanriswonder:

I literally cried during the #show. #Orcas are #truly #adorable and #fascinating #creatures! #killerwhale #whale #orca #shamu #seaworld #sandiego #california (at Shamu Stadium)

Beautiful mom and calf pair! 

enlighten me as to how any of this is in any way beautiful?

You don’t think Kasatka and Makani are beautiful? 

They themselves would be beautiful if they were not in such tragic conditions. No, friend, they are not beautiful. they are sad.

This is Makani:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5lYhr011MXI/UyOunQp4HoI/AAAAAAAABBc/62tXhxb3CHI/s1600/baby+makani+rake.jpg See the injuries there? he’s being raked by the other orcas.

image This is Makani’s father. that’s where he lives, day in and day out.

different photo of the same enclosure: image

We also know that romantic notion that the babies will be with their mothers forever and always is a lie. SeaWorld routinely takes the babies away from the mothers and sends them to other parks, even out of the country. In the wild, babies will never leave their mothers sides, even into adulthood.  SeaWorld lies routinely to its audiences, they have handbooks for the trainers to follow- ones that specifically tell them to evade certain ‘buzzword’ questions, to lie about things such as health questions. No, it is not beautiful. It is sad. It will be sad until Seaworld closes its doors and the orcas are retired to sea pens where they do not have to perform every single day of their lives. 

image

Sea World openly denies the above facts:


We do not separate killer whale moms and calves. - SeaWorld
On the rare occasion that a mother killer whale cannot care for the calf herself, we have successfully hand raised and reintroduced the calf. Whales are only moved to maintain a healthy social structure.”

it is only a matter of time before Makani is removed, much to his mother and his dismay, sent all over creation, and will likely end in his demise. Orcas live a lot shorter lives in captivity than they do in the wild. They exhibit extreme stress steryoptypes, such as chewing concrete and breaking and grinding their teeth to nothing. They have their teeth drilled into and the pulp removed, they are fed gelatin because they are dehydrated ( the frozen thawed fish they eat does not contain enough drinkable water for them. Like us, orcas do /not/ drink salt water.)

http://www.decodedscience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/kiska2.jpg

http://www.prlog.org/10861619-killer-whales-killer-teeth.jpg

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/796298/thumbs/o-ORCA-INJURED-SEAWORLD-570.jpg?1 This whale was made to continue performing through the day he was injured, with his chin torn up from a fight during a show.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/aaa294e7f378c2fd3bcde69e37ed4606/tumblr_n0p8anAfs51tq7dojo1_1280.jpg

Captivity is literally killing them. Those who choose to remain ignorant of this fact, who go and enjoy watching these sentient non human persons being forced to jump for fish are supporting the cruelty behind the scenes and right in front of them. This has all been well documented, we have mountains of proof as to why and how orcas do poorly in captivity.

There is not a single fact, sourced document telling us that they do well in captivity. (we have all tried to find such information, but the truth is, it does not exist. )

http://www.takepart.com/sites/default/files/styles/tp_gallery_slide/public/KanduKillerWhale.jpg?itok=9Ixt8YZj

This orca bled to death for about an hour in front of her baby, after having a fight with another dominant female- something that in the wild would happen next to never, seeing as matriarch pods do not intermix, and dominant females do not have to vy for space with others. Once you go beneath the surface and see the horrors going on, things we’ve documented going on since the beginning of this industry, you will find it much less beautiful and more cruel.

None of the above instances are references to Blackfish, which was the straw that broke the camels back so to speak. this goes beyond and before it. I suggest however that you do watch Blackfish, as well as Lolita: Slave to Entertainment, Whale of a Business, and The Cove. 

http://media.tumblr.com/99648b94e6d86bae4d1b18e74b88d296/tumblr_inline_nbcwymygi41rcg5xj.jpg

This is Tekoa, he is utterly covered in scars so thickly overlaying that even visitors to the Loro Parque have begun to notice.

http://www.takepart.com/sites/default/files/styles/landscape_main_image/public/tekoa-cuts.jpg?itok=ETF_bPSW

This is what captivity is beneath the lies and the magic and the ‘~love~’ between trainers and whales. 

For even more in depth, you may want to get the book Death At SeaWorld. It lays out all the information in an unbiased setting.

quick edit: Also, orcas do not beach themselves unless they are sick and dying, aside from a single pod on the whole of the planet earth that does so to capture seals. This is a trained behavior that puts the entire weight of the animal on their fragile organs. Doing this over and over slowly kills them, and led to the gruesom death of beloved Gudrun, who was made to stay beached out of the water for up to 15-30 minutes at a time for photo ops with kids because she actually had a straight dorsal fin. This happened when she was PREGNANT. all those tonnes of weight on her unborn baby killed it, and when they attempted to use a cable to forcibly remove the dead calf, they tore up her insides and she bled to death for hours.  This ‘pretty’ beaching shot is sick and will eventually lead to their deaths.

Current number of known orcas that died in captivity: 160

since the 1960s.

source                  

Not included in the total number given are the 30 unsuccessful pregnancies which didn’t result in a live born calf.
Also not included are mortalities during capture operations which were, at least in the years until 1970, another 10 orcas in WA, USA and 1 orca in BC, Canada. Another orca died during the 1992 capture in Argentina. On September 26, 2003, a juvenile female orca died during a capture in Russia. In August 2012 at least one more orca died during a Russian capture.
All these included would bring the total death count up to 204 orcas.

Note: According to data recently released by the Japanese Fisheries Agency, in total 63 orcas have been taken in Japanese waters since 1972. Two of these orcas are still alive, 18 are listed as dead in the above count. That means that in addition to the ones listed above another 43 orcas have been taken, possibly killed during captures or more probably killed for meat or pet food.

The fact that this is on my dash, with my comments on it, means a lot to me. After checking through the notes, it seems like almost every reblog had the notes I put on here! I really appreciate that. ♥

I’m gonna cry.
The way that Orcas and other marine creatures are kept in captivity, and any other large creature in general, it just disgusts me. We take these beautiful, majestic creatures out of the comfort of their world and keep them in tiny bathtubs their entire life. It makes my heart fucking ache to see this happening.

nowyoukno

pastel-gizibe:

socialjusticekoolaid:

HAPPENING NOW (9.24.14): The situation in Ferguson is escalating quickly. Protests continue, following this morning’s burning of a Mike Brown memorial, and another frustrating Ferguson City Council meeting.Looks like the same “antagonize over de-escalate” tactics are back online. Prayers to all those out in the street of Ferguson right now fighting for their right to exist. #staywoke #farfromover (PT IPT IIPT III)  

Bringing back the dogs, choppers, charging the crowd, attempting to bottleneck protesters into an area, AND live shots possible fired into the crowd… what the ever-living fuck is Ferguson PD trying to do?! We’re a month and a half into this saga, and they still don’t know how to de-escalate a situation. Pray y’all. That might be all we got right now.

Don’t let this die.